Clinker - Opera Dog Productions

When I Grow Up
I Wanna Be a Space Cadet

Cadet

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	#1 - Ayor
Don't Panic! - (Jordan) Hey we gotta look, we gotta find some answers Can't be looking like two bit chancers Everybody has a chance to please them All I want is a chance to please them	#2 - Don't Panic
	#3 - Interferon
	#4 - Stop!
	#5 - Personal Hygiene
Isolation - (Jordan) I'm on my own again tonight My home is empty, staring at the screen Should I do this, should I do that My head is empty, ideas are lean Isolation, destroys your soul, vacuum and dole Isolation, there's a hole on the rock and roll So I sit here guitar in hand Should I put it down I've done this today, I've done that Wont get down cos no-ones around Isolation, destroys your soul, vacuum and dole Isolation, there's a hole on the rock and roll Isolation, destroys your soul, vacuum and dole Isolation, there's a hole on the rock and roll	#6 - Isolation
	#7 - 7th Heaven
One Step (Too Far) - (Jordan) Ok...we start again, just like nothing ever coulda An' if you feel better...for just one second, I guess all's as it shoulda Weird...but it suits me,you sulking at the tables end And now...you see why, I could never be your friend So...ya gonna keep this up, your form says you will It's so comical...it's so farcical, that's what gives me such a thrill That's...the way it is, you're not as smart as you think you are Me? I'm the same smug cunt, now aint that bizarre? No biggie...some you win some you lose Aint necessarily...the life we choose But to mess with it...is not to live And not to live...is not to give at all The truth...or what are we here for? To bore...bore my fuckin' head off? I don't think so Aint ever gonna work....come on	#8 - One Step (Too Far)
Some Poeple Are... (P Jordan) You are somewhere, in the nowhere I'll be watching my own back You'll be someone, who is no-one I'll be stepping on your cracks You hang some people, for what they done You got me staring down the barrel of a gun You got some people, up and on the run You getting busy when you should be having fun I chase rainbows, you chase shadows We'll be chasing our own dreams I crave the light, you chase the night All is not quite as it seems You left some people, hanging out to dryblockblock You don't like it when they're all getting high	#9 - Some People Are...
Spit Me Out - (P Jordan) I'm just a boy.really I haven't growed up at all Although I, know I..have a mind and a soul I haven't growed up at all I'm still beyond help really I'll never change at all Now I, know I'm....stuck with who I am I'll never change at all Take me Chew me up Spit me out...but I Won't ever change Why should I? I'm just like you..really With all your warts and all You know, that I know..there's nothing you can do You'll never change me at all Take me Chew me up Spit me out...but I Won't ever change Why should I?	#10 - Spit Me Out
	#11 - Matilda Mother
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I Yam Wot Iyam 2

iywi2

©ODP 2004

I took 6 weeks to make this. Wednesdays and at times weekends.All was written and recorded during that time. Most times I like it, sometimes it sounds a bit rushed.
A companion for "IYAM WOTIYAM 1"

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	#1 - Purple Haze
I Never Wanna See You Again - (Jordan) Hero worship, was it worth it All day groaning, non stop moaning Big fat geezer, tryin a please her Who's the bad guy, I'm the mad guy (I never wanna see you again) Never wanna see you again.no Never wanna see you again Lyin' in a gutter, all a splutter Maybe I'm lazy, but you're just crazy Dance on fire, you little liar Clapped out maybe, there is no maybe (I never wanna see you again) Never wanna see you again.no Never wanna see you again Reality check, noose around whose neck Skid tracks, upand down your back This body's breaking, nerves are aching A bloody nose, s'just how it goes (I never wanna see you again) Never wanna see you again.no Never wanna see you again Never wanna see you again.no Never wanna see you again	#2 - I Never Wanna See You Again
	#3 - Supertrasmo
	#4 - Sadsong
	#5 - Bad Night After the Local Tandoori
	#6 - I Cant Fly (But 1 Day I Might)
What's goin' on - (Jordan) What's goin' on? I don't know whwat's goin' on anymore What are you scared of? Communication? Education? Everything is wired to the grid Everything we say's stupid No control I've loast control again Everything's the same Playing silly gaimes again You never lied, but you never said You mumbled other things instead When will we ever learn? Only simmer nevr burn What's goin' on I don't know what's goin' on anymore What is this hocus pocus? Never losing focus To the absent kind Never pay mind Do I need to compromise? Fill my self full of lies? Come up the back route Wear a suit and look fruit What's goin' on I don't know what's goin' on anymore	#7 - Wots Goin' On
	#8 - Garachi
	#9 - Gone Gone
	#10 - U Funky Thing
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I Yam Wot Iyam 1

Cadet

©ODP 2005

The plan was 4 eps, that get lumped together Beta Band styley as one.
It mixes the experimental with the poppy(?)as one whole. The concept here is of Life going round and round. Cycles

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	#1 - The Good Ship
	#2 - I YAM WOT IYAM
	#3 - 22...and The Rest
	#4 - A Dream Can Last Forever
Too Punchdrunk (Bushwhacked) Do' want no distant cousin (Satans bad grass oily sister) Do' wanna be playin' it down (Nightmare itch game of twister) Picnics on beaches, building castles Coated in seaweed dribble Frisbee for the dogs, ice cream for the people Too punchdrunk to quibble	#5 - Too Punchdrunk (bushwhacked)
	#6 - Interloob
	#7 - My God
	#8 - Scenario
	#9 - Satellite..
	#10 - Change
	#11 - (If you Had) One of Those
	#12 - Mumble Jumble
	#13 - Circles
	#14 - Up and Down
	#15 - Queer
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Porno - Opera Dog

Cadet

©ODP 2005

Its more about this PC shit, than 'Porno'.
In my heart anyway. I didn't like being told how to think. I have my own mind thank you! Porno is a product of that.

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	#1 - Porno - the full biftae
	#2 - Rotters / Itchy Arse
	#3 - Star Hardcore Lady
	#4 - Messy Mouths 8
	#5 - Cheeky Dub Stud
	#6 - Cummin to a Sticky End
	#7 - Motorik Fucken
	#8 - Slimeball
	#9 - Porno - softcore seven
	#10 - Is
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The Truth About Nuts

Cadet

©ODP 2002

The original idea was a lo-fi 'Abby Road'. There's some songs here im really proud of. The sound was getting better,tho' still mono. "What Yr Thinking', 'Someday it will Rain'. many I like. Very song based. First time with Tomoko (DTT)

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	#1 - Ba Ba Ba...
(I Hear)What Yr Thinking - (Jordan) I hear what you're thinking I know whats on your mind I see what you're saying You're not the hurting kind And the back doesn't change from the front very much And the song remains the same And the flak that I take doesn't hurt very much, all the same If you're frightened to say what you really think Just like yesterday Don't hold back, gimme the flak, all the same I hear what you're thinking The trouble in your heart I know what you're thinking I knew right from the start And the back doesn't change from the front very much And the song remains the same And the flak that I take doesn't hurt very much, all the same If you're frightened to say what you really think Just like yesterday Don't hold back, gimme the flak, all the same	#2 - (I Hear) What Yr Thinking
2gether 4ever 2gether we are stronger We can't deny it any longer So lets focus on living our dreams 2gether We can shine on and on From this day on and on Achieve our dreams.2gether 4ever It hurts deep inside When our goals do not collide When our dreams create tunnel vision Independence, or a joint mission So I nervously plea Down on my bended knee Make a happy man of me. 4ever Lets live it Like we mean it And plan the battle. 2gether 4ever	#3 - 2gether 4ever
Do It It doesn't matter how As long as you do it And it doesn't matter who As long as you do it And all the time, you make it happen And it doesn't matter when As long as you do it It doesn't make the man When you lose it Like running on sand He can't do it And all the time, you make it happen And it doesn't matter how As long as you do it	#4 - Do it
Today She said something crazy. like I don't know what Maybe like I'm lazy.huh, like it or what Then she started freaking out. throwing shit around Felt like I'm going crazy I don't know what I did I don't know what I said to her I don't know what's gone wrong Today Now everything I say to her. she has to try and turn around Just like the other day.huh, like I'm the clown Next minute everything changes. you know the score Now she won't leave me alone	#5 - Today
	#6 - Empires Bush
Someday It Will Rain (Again) Happiness Feels just like an empty song When tomorrow comes along And everything's gone wrong Everybody knows, that someday it will rain again Solitude It's the only way to see And the only end in sight Is positivity Everybody knows, that someday it will rain again Summer comes and everything's ok but it only takes a cloud To spoil a sunny day Everybody knows, that someday it will rain again	#7 - Someday It Will Rain (again)
All2U I've been.falling for you more And more.everyday I know You've been.drawing me in more And more.in everyway, you know I could do.whatever you want me to If you could say.from the heart Just how much I mean to you Forever.I'm giving to it all to you I've seen.beauty before me In you.everyday for sure You've seen.something within you In you.I long to re-assure Hold me.hold me tight, don't Crush me.keep me close within Feel me. warm inside, please Trust me.together we can win I could do.whatever you want me to If you could say.from the heart Just how much I mean to you Forever.I'm giving to it all to you	#8 - All2U
Everything Everything, you are everything to me Everything, beyond what eye can see Everything, you're really something uhuh Everything, everything Everything, you are everything to me Everything, in all the visions that I see Everything, you've got that something uhuh Everything, you got everything	#9 - Everything
Tyred I'm Tired, long to be sleeping But I can hear the mouse, scratching away In another land, on another planet All is not well and the mouse will have its will I'm Tired, long to be sleeping But I can hear the mouse, scratching away Yesterweek, all was well The mouse knew its place, and love will have its will I'm sleeping, aint so tired I aint seen the mouse, he gone away Three days on, the mouse has gone Sleep is here And my love is a thrill I was tired, so tired, tired tired tired tired tired	#10 - Tyred
Let it Go By If you ever feel so undecided Sit back.take a deep breath and let it go by If the weather is getting you down Sit back.take it easy and watch the sun come out With all your troubles and your questioning There has to be a time to let it go by Now the time is right for misadventure Get up. get out and let the world be mine	#11 - Let it Go By
2U (I Do) I've never been afraid To ask for anything I've never been afraid. until it all All around comes down To you It was hard to walk away Not saying anything So much I had to say.I didn't know How to say it all To you I'm never lost for words Until I met you I'm never shy to say.what I mean But for you..it's true I do	#12 - 2 U (I Do)
	#13 - Someday (reprise)
Sega (Jordan) When you came and turned the light on It brought out a fire in me, you don't know it You sure don't show it You sure don't show... But I saw something in your eyes That I find hard to interpret Try to forget it Forget it......... Autolock, autolock Just like on Sega Autolock, about to dock Nothing much rhymes with Sega I swam to the depths of your emotion Because I wanted to, I needed to Back and forth and forth Back and forth.................. Autolock, autolock Just like on Sega Autolock, autolock Alan Vega or Darth Vader Now i'm the victim of my own necessity Locked right into your tracter beam Its just what it seems What it seems...........	#14 - Sega
In the Can (It's Over) The truth about nuts, its in the can I've done it I've finished No more That's it ... Its over	#15 - In the Can
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Water - Opera Dog

Cadet

©ODP 2002

Water was originally supposed to be chill out, but soon turned into something else. Totally instrumental, it's sometimes nice, sometimes disturbing.

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	#1 - Row Row Row Ya Bastards
	#2 - Water 1
	#3 - Distant Ships Ahoy!
	#4 - Regatta
	#5 - Water 2
	#6 - Seagull
	#7 - Some Rainy Day
	#8 - Water 3
	#9 - Lovely Tea
	#10 - Goin' Down, Watching Someone Drown
	#11 - The Eddy pt 1
	#12 - The Eddy pt 2
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Up Chunky!

Cadet

©ODP 2000

The idea with this lot was to make an album where every song could be a single. I'm quite happy with most of it, though (er-hmm) not so sure I managed to achieve my original goal.

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	#1 - Sunnyside Up (and Runny)
	#2 - Future
	#3 - Am I Good (Am I Evil)
	#4 - They Will Eat Us
	#5 - Pretty Special
	#6 - I Walk Thru' Walls
	#7 - It's Too Late
	#8 - Shipwrecked
	#9 - Sega (original version)
	#10 - Happy
	#11 - Lizes
	#12 - Fish
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Clinker Schminker

Cadet

©ODP 1999

The lyrics were written all stream of conscious like. Opened my mind and just wrote. So this is my mind in 1999. Pretty fucked up! Enough of this pretentious prittle-prattle. It's quite bonkers! Featuring Mad Karen.

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Meet the Clinker Clinker and the foreskin technique Full of intention but the outlooks bleak As the master draws the line to cross Clinkers win is foreskins loss Remember learning how to jerk Move in rhythm to lifes perk Relating life to a clinker Is a fuck of a task for a thinker Thing is this shit don't need to rhyme It's the lack of ideas that's the crime Pull the foreskin back it's the knack Clinker's just a piece of cack I brought this to you in budget It cost fuck all so fuck it Step into my blind eye take a seat Just think of the encounters you'll meet It's time to meet the clinker Deep rooted mastermind thinker So put on your evening gown and. Meet the clinker	#1 - Meet the Clinker
Clinker Theme I feel like a rusty spanner A half cooked biscuit with bandana Not as fat as you'd like As thin as I'd like I got this haircut for a tanner I'm overcooked for ideas When I can get my mind clear Scrape the fat off my brain Keeps me insane Or appropriately near Oh how we flipped became unzipped There's an air in the air Oh how we tried to analyse The things we did and said there We're held on by a clinker Never known such a clinker	#2 - Clinker Theme
Y? Oh what a sad man he was Sitting under a tree wondering Y? Oh what a sad man he was Stuck in a rut what to do Life for a clinker is buy b.u. Y? Oh what a sad man he was caught in a shadow no dignity wondering if he'll ever see Y? Oh what a sad man he was	#3 - Y?
Neutered Rambling rambling non sensical whimsical Dilly dally doo doo on the wall Information overload computed Root toot toot the clinkers neutered Wash away the soul, take away his role Spray down the wall, they say its natures call Spare us from the clinker He'll never make a drinker	#4 - Neutered
Wot the.? One after the other my numbers arise Running out of time to reach the prize But as the road gets tougher The clinker gets tougher I feel success But under duress It's all a load off the mind for the clinker	#5 - Wot the ...?
All Work No Play (Makes Clniker a Dull Thinker) One after the other my numbers arise Running out of time to reach the prize But as the road gets tougher The clinker gets tougher I feel success But under duress It's all a load off the mind for the clinker All Work No Play (Makes Clniker a Dull Thinker) You need the cash to play the game You play the game to get the cash You work to live not live to work But when you work no time to live If you play the game without a life Your cash is dead your life is over Your work is life living makes cash You're rich in life living makes cash You're rich in life the game is won You work to live not live to work But when you work no time to live	#6 - All Work No Play (Make Clinker a Dull Thinker)
C:/clnkr.opd Clnker.reboot.check for human errors.check for corrupt files.the clinker is free from all the feelings that do not conform to the accepted level of human emotion.the program is now ready to run	#7 - c:/clnkr.odp
Overspill Equals Calamities Don't know which way to turn But I know i'm gonna burn Don't know which way to turn Some things you just can't learn I can't be all things to one man But I can be what he thinks he sees One bush is worth three off the hans When overspill equals calamities Pull me this way and that Call me a total twat Outside my natural habitat You'll never touch me like that	#8 - Overspill = Calamaties
	#9 - Wild Child, Home Alone
Bad Days.Blue Days.Cliches Once a fortnight smile, four wheels turn Nothing up ahead, no right turn Into the void, five feet and counting This is the abyss, full of pissy stinky water Wading without waders, the world it changes But I stand still, my world in suspended animation Talk about suspended animation My batteries low, let me go, let me fall Let me do something, let me be something I want oblivion, I want relief Who will be king, refusal at the first fence A non runner, aiming for the also ran Bad days blue days cliches Groundhog day, life in repeat Groundhog day, life in repeat Groundhog day, life in repeat They say love don't pay the rent Something or other heaven sent Is this a breakdown? Is this communication Is this communial countdown Life in reverse, if only I fail to make my mark, searching for the spark Has anyone seen my spark? I've got something, I want to share But I've lost the spark It's gone dark inside, taken for granted Used and abused, finished without ending	#10 - Bad days, Blue Days, Cliches
Domestic Why do you do this to me, you tell me that you love me But if you loved me would you do this to me Do you want me, do you need me Is there anybody out there feel the way I do? You pinch, you bite, you scratch my eyes out You punch, you kick, you scream and you shout I never know when it's safe to talk The way you look, the way you walk You lie, you spit, you call me names It's not a game Can you hear me, can you feel me Is there any fucker out there feel the way I do?	#11 - Domestic
Haemaroids I got itchy fucking haemaroids It's making me schizoid Gonna slice the fucker right off Don't let the suckers think your soft I don't feel the way that others do And all those powders I don't use I got itchy fucking foot rot Just another fungi that I've got I'm gonna itch it 'til the sucker bleeds Yeah you know that's what I need	#12 - Haemorroids
Haemaroids You say I'm lazy I haven't a clue I say I'm doing whatever I want to do You say I'm shallow, no mind of my own But I say that's arse, you just like to moan Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do There'll never be another made just like you N'whatever it is, you think that I am Seems only to live in the man that I am You say I'm obsessed with money and food I say I'll go with whatever the mood You say I'm crazy, don't know when to stop I say you're always just having a pop Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do There'll never be another made just like you N'whatever it is, you think that I am Seems only to live in the man that I am You say I'm greedy You are you're a thief Well I say you're selfish beyond all belief You say I'm obsessed You are you're a letch So much so you make other girls wretch You say I'm outmoded You are you're a prude I like to watch titties you say that's rude You say I'm hard hearted You are you're a rock Sometimes you're there for me sometimes you're not You say I'm not clever Clever? You're thick Sometimes I wonder just what makes you tick You say I've bad habits You are you're a slob Always a picking and scratching your knob	#13 - Whatever (Is, Is)
In Summary Clinker knows just what he's here for Clinker feels good, bad, but joyful Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions Clinker will not fit in at all His mind is too wide open for it all He will never be accepted His life is always intercepted Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions The man on the street who think he's it Clinker knows he's full of shit Clinker's having none of it Counterpunching razor wit Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions	#14 - Is That It?/In Summary
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